Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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