So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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