Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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