Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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