If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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