Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
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