garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Operation Purity has been aborted
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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