just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
We had sex on a dog bed..
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