i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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