How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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