I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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