That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I love you. Go after that dick
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
