this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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