i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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