How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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