I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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