I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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