I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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