My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
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