its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Congratulations! We have a period
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