Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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