I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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