STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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