I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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