please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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