Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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