What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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