I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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