i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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