Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i just google imaged poop.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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