once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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