i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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