it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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