I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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