R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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