fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
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