Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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