Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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