I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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