i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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