He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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