So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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