She said her name was "party"
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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