Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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