Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
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