i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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