You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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