Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
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