Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
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