its not stalking. its research.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
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