Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
