Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
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