I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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