I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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