Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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